Douglas Horton

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

There are two objectionable types of believers: those who believe the incredible and those who believe that 'belief' must be discarded and replaced by 'the scientific method.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!