Dorothy Kilgallen

Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think.

Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.