I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel. Dick Van Dyke absoluteageangel Change image and share on social
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him. Dick Van Dyke americanbobhope Change image and share on social
I do miss the rhythms of comedy. And I've never been able to perform very well without an audience. The sitcoms I've done had them. It was like doing a little play. Dick Van Dyke audiencecomedyhave Change image and share on social
Don't worry so much. Most of the things you worry about never end up happening. Dick Van Dyke endhappenthing Change image and share on social
In the best of all worlds, the producers would take some responsibility for the kinds of things they're putting out. Unfortunately, they don't. Dick Van Dyke kindproducerputt Change image and share on social
I watch 'Al Jazeera.' They have news that you can't find anywhere else. They do great documentaries, too. Dick Van Dyke documentaryfindgreat Change image and share on social
My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me. Dick Van Dyke busycareerfun Change image and share on social
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody. Dick Van Dyke alcoholictoday Change image and share on social
I'm really in retirement. My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me. Dick Van Dyke busycareerfun Change image and share on social
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. Dick Van Dyke carelivelong Change image and share on social