Dick Van Dyke

I've always thought if I could pick my interviewer, it'd be Charlie Rose, who I think is the best.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

I asked Fred Astaire once when he was about my age if he still danced, and he said 'Yes, but it hurts now.' That's exactly it. I can still dance, too, but it hurts now!

A kid is something precious, and you want to protect it and keep it fun. I'm not a dad, but I've seen people and how they behave with their kids.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

I do think my old fella wasn't much of a... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' dad. He was too busy working. It was a hard life, man.