Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes alcoholic today
I've always thought if I could pick my interviewer, it'd be Charlie Rose, who I think is the best. Dick Van Dyke charliehaveinterviewer Change image and share on social
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. Dick Van Dyke advisemansuccessful Change image and share on social
I asked Fred Astaire once when he was about my age if he still danced, and he said 'Yes, but it hurts now.' That's exactly it. I can still dance, too, but it hurts now! Dick Van Dyke ageaskastaire Change image and share on social
I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today. Bam Margera bambuttdad Change image and share on social
I'd worked at a small town newspaper, and I was thinking of all the strange stories that I had seen float through the newsroom in my time there that were dismissed as kind of amusing curiosities. Somehow from that I got to this idea of an eccentric alcoholic who built a lighthouse in the woods. Michael Koryta alcoholicamusebuild share on social