Dick Van Dyke

I've always thought if I could pick my interviewer, it'd be Charlie Rose, who I think is the best.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

I asked Fred Astaire once when he was about my age if he still danced, and he said 'Yes, but it hurts now.' That's exactly it. I can still dance, too, but it hurts now!

What I find is most people have a civics book understanding for how Congress works and how a bill moves.

The thing about Paris, it's a great city for wandering around and buying shoes and nursing a cafe au lait for hours on end and pretending you're Baudelaire. But it's not a city where you can work.

Certainly, if it had been anything other than an HBO show I'd probably still be in Mexico now with a Mexican wife and kids.