Dick Van Dyke

I've always thought if I could pick my interviewer, it'd be Charlie Rose, who I think is the best.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

I asked Fred Astaire once when he was about my age if he still danced, and he said 'Yes, but it hurts now.' That's exactly it. I can still dance, too, but it hurts now!

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.