Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss. Dick Gregory delightlosspossession Change image and share on social
I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric. Dick Gregory buycrackfabric Change image and share on social
I used to get letters saying, 'I didn't know black children and white children were the same.' Dick Gregory blackchildletter Change image and share on social
If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you. Dick Gregory alcoholbringcaffeine Change image and share on social
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. Dick Gregory believeclausdark Change image and share on social
Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast. Dick Gregory fastgoodlaugh Change image and share on social
When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening - there wasn't no 24-hour news. Dick Gregory abcbreakcbs Change image and share on social