I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. Dick Gregory believeclausdark Change image and share on social
If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that's good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born. Dick Gregory backbearblood share on social
I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric. Dick Gregory buycrackfabric Change image and share on social
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps. Dick Gregory fathergodgood Change image and share on social
To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet. Dick Gregory bitecomediangreat Change image and share on social
Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it. Dick Gregory affordmillionpeople Change image and share on social
Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine. Dick Gregory expertmakemedicine Change image and share on social
Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out. Dick Gregory americajobsoldier Change image and share on social
I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.' Dick Gregory callhousemessage Change image and share on social
