Top 47 Quotes by Dick Gregory

You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.

Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable.

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

It's cool to be healthy.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.

Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.'

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.