Top 47 Quotes by Dick Gregory

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

It's cool to be healthy.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.

Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.

Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.'