I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him. Dick Cavett feelmanwrong Change image and share on social
Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it's hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are. Dick Cavett admitcomedianego Change image and share on social
Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now? Dick Cavett agepicture Change image and share on social
I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska. Dick Cavett happynebraskastay Change image and share on social
My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's. Dick Cavett agnewalberteinstein Change image and share on social
Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed. Dick Cavett endorsesensesinister Change image and share on social
It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show. Dick Cavett collegedaydepression Change image and share on social
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. Dick Cavett chancechildparent Change image and share on social
There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed. Dick Cavett devoteehandgunhead share on social
Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful. Dick Cavett badlybrilliantlyclub Change image and share on social