Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house. Dick Cavett columnconsiderhouse Change image and share on social
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. Dick Cavett hearpersonrare Change image and share on social
It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news. Dick Cavett colbertjonlament Change image and share on social
I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants. Dick Cavett abstinenceantbad Change image and share on social
I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples' stories. Dick Cavett coincidencehearlove Change image and share on social
I've actually gotten so I don't associate television with entertainment very much. Dick Cavett associateentertainmenthave Change image and share on social
Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous. Dick Cavett bagjohnlike Change image and share on social
I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars - and, of course, the planets. Dick Cavett billioncapableconfess share on social
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett greathumoristinsulters Change image and share on social
All three of my parents - I also had a stepmother - were teachers, and my dad taught high school, and as he always reminded me when I was going to spend some money on something, 'Your mother and I, in the Depression, had to decide whether to spend a dime on a loaf of bread or if we could go to a movie with it.' Dick Cavett breaddaddecide share on social