Let it be said that the makeup artist at '90210' made me look better for the fake red carpet than I've ever looked on an actual red carpet. Diablo Cody actualartistcarpet Change image and share on social
I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I've been known to crawl out of bed and drink out of a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke. Diablo Cody absolutelyadequatebed Change image and share on social
I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me. Diablo Cody angelesfunctiongood Change image and share on social
I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide. Diablo Cody consenthidelame Change image and share on social
I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set. Diablo Cody romcomssetskill Change image and share on social
There's probably no experience more alienating than fame, other than a terminal illness, where you actually find yourself in a situation that nobody around you can relate to. Diablo Cody alienateexperiencefame Change image and share on social
I want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I don't know why. I don't think she necessarily looks like me or acts like me, I just think she's a cool actress and she could play me, so there you go. Diablo Cody actactresscool Change image and share on social
The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants. Diablo Cody aioliattractcolor share on social
I actually have two children now, and sometimes I wonder if that's it. Because they do make writing and directing more complicated and more difficult, especially now that they're very young. Diablo Cody childcomplicatedifficult Change image and share on social
In the past, I'll admit, I've enjoyed being compared to the protagonists in my screenplays. Diablo Cody admitcompareenjoy Change image and share on social
