Top 95 Quotes by Diablo Cody

People don't have these tidy little redemption arcs in reality the way they do in movies.

I do not quote my own movies. I think I would be pretty insufferable if I did.

I know white clothing is supposed to enhance that summer glow, but writers don't tan.

It's possible that I've matured as a writer, and I hope I've matured emotionally, but I always find myself revisiting these adolescent scenes.

But here is the single greatest thing about the 'Vanity Fair' party: There are uniformed In-N-Out Burger employees circulating the room with trays of cheeseburgers all night long.

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.

I've come to find more satisfaction and enjoyment in writing screenplays over the years because that's what I do primarily now.

Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane.

I hear that 5 o'clock whistle in my mind like Fred Flintstone and I have to stop. I'm also not much of a morning writer. I have a sweet spot from about 11am to 4pm. But I really work during that time.

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.