Being a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes eighty hour hundred
The one thing an audience always has in common with a comedian is troubles. The Yiddish word for that is tsuris. You're always putting your tsuris on stage whether you like it or not. No one is untroubled, unless they're just, you know, an imbecile. David Steinberg audiencecomediancommon share on social
I rewrote it and I took all your notes. Read it again, that kind of persistence paid off. David Steinberg kindnotepay Change image and share on social
Here's the rule that I set for myself, and I believe it - even on a show like 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': the more personal you are, the wider your audience. David Steinberg audiencecurbenthusiasm Change image and share on social
We can safely abandon the doctrine of the eighties, namely that the rich were not working because they had too little money, the poor because they had much. John Kenneth Galbraith abandondoctrineeighty Change image and share on social
If you can change three lives in 10, three lives in a hundred, that's got to be good, hasn't it? Ian Botham changegoodhundred Change image and share on social
The thing about Paris, it's a great city for wandering around and buying shoes and nursing a cafe au lait for hours on end and pretending you're Baudelaire. But it's not a city where you can work. Malcolm Mclaren baudelairebuycafe Change image and share on social