David Lee Roth

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

In the United States, you can put on a cowboy hat and join the country-western neighborhood. If you're down below 14th Street in New York City, that's bohemian; that's left-wing.

The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.