David Hasselhoff

The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff.

If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back.

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

I don't like to get in front of people.