David Hasselhoff

The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff.

If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back.

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.