I'm never going to be in danger of getting the Nobel Prize for literature. David Eddings dangerliteraturenobel Change image and share on social
The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of the year except at Christmas, when I work a half day. David Eddings badboschristmas Change image and share on social
Call it my little gesture toward social conscience, but I like to think I'm teaching a certain number of people to read. Now that sounds pretentious! David Eddings callconsciencegesture Change image and share on social
I get up at an unholy hour in the morning my work day is completed by the time the sun rises. I have a slightly bad back which has made an enormous contribution to American literature. David Eddings americanbackbad Change image and share on social
Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor's degree. Normally a Bachelor's is sort of like being stamped 'Prime US Beef.' They just walk you through, hand out the diplomas and you fill in your name later on. David Eddings bachelorbeefcollege share on social
All social workers want is to get everyone involved in a programme. Because a programme provides full employment for three generations of social workers. And they mess up. David Eddings employmentfullgeneration Change image and share on social
I've fallen back on this periodically, although I must say that getting out of the grocery business ranked right up there with getting out of the army as one of the happier experiences of my life. David Eddings armybackbusiness Change image and share on social
I taught in a small teacher's college for three or four years, at which point all the administrators got a pay raise and the teaching faculty didn't. David Eddings administratorcollegefaculty Change image and share on social
I hesitate to predict whether this theory is true. But if the general opinion of Mankind is optimistic then we're in for a period of extreme popularity for science fiction. David Eddings extremefictiongeneral Change image and share on social
I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine. David Eddings burglarlivemind Change image and share on social