David Antin

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.

I'm standing up thinking. Anybody who wants to listen is welcome. If not, I'm happy to see them go.

I had no idea where these kids at a small private college in the San Fernando Valley were coming from, why they were coming to hear me, or what they needed to know.

Michelle Obama has gone from political skeptic to political partner to a woman with a White House agenda of her own, and an approval rating higher than the president's.

My husband and I click wedding rings sometimes and say, 'By the power of the Castle of Greyskull!'

I don't want to get into autobiographies; I don't want to talk about myself.