David Alan Grier

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.

I, myself, identify myself as a heathen.

Historically, Jews only accept converts rather than actively seeking them.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'