Dave Chappelle

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.

I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.

My feeling for reality TV isn't ironic, guilty, or apologetic. Reality TV is one of the few remaining modes of popular entertainment in which characterization is permitted as plot.

It's tremendously undemocratic in a democratic society when you deliberately disenfranchise thousands of people.