Danielle Schneider

You know how only you can insult your own family? That's how I feel about Florida.

On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

It's an ear job, not an eye job.