Dane Cook

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically.

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

If every human being disappeared off the face of the earth in an instant, the earth would still keep spinning and the planet would develop new life forms.

I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year.