Dana Carvey

I remember doing a comedy show with Jim Carrey once, and he was out there with his foot behind his neck and rubbing his face with it.

Every celebrity in the world, if their movie bombs or whatever, they hold their kid up on a magazine and say, 'I'm really a dad.'

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.