First, I thought Twitter was some kind of hybrid car being developed by Government Motors. Then I thought it was a new bite-size snack combining what's best of the Frito and the Cheeto. Then I found out it was me. On a laptop. At the U.S. Open. Having fun. Dan Jenkins bitecarcheeto share on social
Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month. Dan Jenkins golfmillionmonth Change image and share on social
I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted. Dan Jenkins acceptschoolwin Change image and share on social
Nobody else is Tiger Woods. Not on this planet. Dan Jenkins planettigerwood Change image and share on social
Here's all I know about Dubai: It's one of those somewhere-over-there places where they make sand. Dan Jenkins dubaimakeplace Change image and share on social
Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or any other golf tournament. Dan Jenkins findgolfgrill Change image and share on social
If you see a player out in public having dinner, chances are he's with his boring money manager or some boring rich guy he hopes to design a golf course for. Dan Jenkins borechancedesign Change image and share on social
Players don't usually like anybody who makes more money than they do. Dan Jenkins makemoneyplayer Change image and share on social
I don't have contempt for Tiger Woods. Dan Jenkins contempttigerwood Change image and share on social
