There's usually one piece in 'Vanity Fair' every month that grabs me, but when it presents hatchet jobs without substantiation to impress its liberal friends, I laugh first, then toss. Dan Jenkins fairfriendgrab Change image and share on social
I don't know how television or radio is going to survive without newspapers because that's where they get all their news. It's going to be hopeless. Dan Jenkins hopelessnewsnewspaper Change image and share on social
The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was off that night, and his replacement was the cab driver who dropped you off at the theater. Dan Jenkins anticipatebroadwaycab share on social
First, I thought Twitter was some kind of hybrid car being developed by Government Motors. Then I thought it was a new bite-size snack combining what's best of the Frito and the Cheeto. Then I found out it was me. On a laptop. At the U.S. Open. Having fun. Dan Jenkins bitecarcheeto share on social
I don't suppose anybody's ever enjoyed being who they are more than Arnold's enjoyed being Arnold Palmer. Dan Jenkins arnoldenjoypalmer Change image and share on social
High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome. Dan Jenkins backbigcollege Change image and share on social
My life has been very lucky, but I made some of that luck. Dan Jenkins lifelucklucky Change image and share on social
Putting is not an art, it's a dreaded evil. No wise man ever said that. Dan Jenkins artdreadevil Change image and share on social
It must be the PGA Championship if it's August and you can sit down and talk to the heat or reach inside your shirt, where it's 110 degrees, and grab handfuls of humidity. Dan Jenkins augustchampionshipdegree Change image and share on social
I've worked my whole life and never missed a deadline. Dan Jenkins deadlinehavelife Change image and share on social