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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. Dan Castellaneta dutyeasyjury Change image and share on social
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets. Dan Castellaneta boorishcommondiet Change image and share on social
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. Dan Castellaneta crackcushyfunny Change image and share on social
I know this world is ruled by infinite intelligence. Everything that surrounds us- everything that exists - proves that there are infinite laws behind it. There can be no denying this fact. It is mathematical in its precision. Thomas A. Edison denyexistfact share on social
Secretary Clinton has dramatically changed the face of U.S. foreign policy globally for the good. But I wish she had been unleashed more by the White House. Richard Armitage changeclintondramatically Change image and share on social
In a republic, that paradise of debility, the politician is a petty tyrant who obeys the laws. Emile M. Cioran debilitylawobey Change image and share on social
