Cyril Connolly

In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life.

No one over thirty-five is worth meeting who has not something to teach us, - something more than we could learn for ourselves, from a book.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

The splendid empire of Charles the Fifth was erected upon the grave of liberty.

One of the things in Obamacare is that for the elderly, is every five years, you must have end-of-year counseling. Translation, 'suicide counseling.'