Craig Kilborn

I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

People decided that I was the frat guy, even though I've never been inside a fraternity, or the guy who beat them up at school, even though that wasn't me at all.