Colleen Haskell

Comedy is so fun. I don't know how these people can make movies and work on them for four months and they're these sob stories. I don't know how emotionally you get through that.

I don't think I've found the perfect job for me, but I know what I like, so that's halfway there, right?

I don't know if I'm going to do any more acting. It's a great job, you know? Make a movie? Why not?

I don't like to get in front of people.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.