Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. Clive James commondancehumor Change image and share on social
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short. Clive James abstractconfusiongood Change image and share on social
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. Clive James dancediscoendless Change image and share on social
Fiction is life with the dull bits left out. Clive James bitdullfiction Change image and share on social
Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire. Clive James firemanmoment Change image and share on social
Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right. Clive James ballcallchess Change image and share on social
A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all. Clive James famegoodlife Change image and share on social
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. Clive James machinepowerfulremind Change image and share on social
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. Clive James americadegreehamburger Change image and share on social
Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world. Clive James afraidtelevisionthink Change image and share on social