Cleveland Amory

The facts of life are very stubborn things.

A 'good' family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

I had this wild imagination. I was never me. All my childhood photos, I'm in fancy dress, playing a Russian refuge or Marvelous Mad Madam Mim.

I just hate sitting and writing - I had to do that in school. Plus, I have terrible handwriting.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.