Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed. Clement Freud concealcongealdelicacy Change image and share on social
Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish. Clement Freud breakfastdifficultflourish Change image and share on social
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. Clement Freud drinkgivelive Change image and share on social
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. Clement Freud beatexcellentgood Change image and share on social
