Claudette Colbert

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

I was good at being a doctor; my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front.