I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes morning scream stop
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. Clarence Budington Kelland fatherlivewatch Change image and share on social
The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast. Clarence Budington Kelland brilliantcontrastdull Change image and share on social
To hear the appreciation, the screams - that's what any of us need. We're at our best when we're wanted. R. Kelly appreciationhearscream Change image and share on social
For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because it was closer to how I felt, but I looked so dumb. So, I just stopped. It was like, 'I'm just going to look like a banker.' Kurt Braunohler appearancebankerclose share on social
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. Melissa McCarthy clotheconfidentemaciate share on social