I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes morning scream stop
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. Clarence Budington Kelland fatherlivewatch Change image and share on social
The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast. Clarence Budington Kelland brilliantcontrastdull Change image and share on social
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. Melissa McCarthy clotheconfidentemaciate share on social
For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because it was closer to how I felt, but I looked so dumb. So, I just stopped. It was like, 'I'm just going to look like a banker.' Kurt Braunohler appearancebankerclose share on social
To hear the appreciation, the screams - that's what any of us need. We're at our best when we're wanted. R. Kelly appreciationhearscream Change image and share on social