Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. P. J. O'Rourke birthdaycardcheery Change image and share on social
I just travel all the time. And I was just looking at the schedules now and starting the first week of October I will be every weekend with somebody at tournaments through Christmas. So it gets very difficult to just go away and not do that. Ivan Lendl christmasdifficultoctober share on social
So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact. Trey Parker albumchristmasepisode Change image and share on social
The earliest you can play Christmas music is on Thanksgiving. Tinashe christmasearlymusic Change image and share on social
I asked for a guitar when I was 8 years old for Christmas. I have no idea why. I never had any guitar heroes. I still don't. But there must have been something in me because I've been playing for 30 years. Jamie Lawson askchristmasguitar share on social
One of the best Christmas presents I ever got was the globe that I now keep right beside my desk. Tess Gerritsen christmasdeskglobe Change image and share on social
Every gift which is given, even though is be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection. Pindar affectiongiftgreat Change image and share on social
It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas. Ronald Reagan christmascountryhome Change image and share on social
I was thrilled one year when I was younger when not only did my brothers get hockey sticks for Christmas - but I did too! Nancy Kerrigan brotherchristmashockey Change image and share on social
Christmas is a rare occasion when we are reminded that we have obligations to people we did not choose to be related to, and that love is not just a spontaneous feeling but something we sometimes really have to work at, with people we may not even much like. Julian Baggini choosechristmasfelt share on social
