More idiots should just shut their mouths. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes idiot mouth shut
We rely more on enthusiasm than actual skill. Whatever you do, do it enthusiastically and people will like it more. Chris Martin actualenthusiasmenthusiastically Change image and share on social
I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted. Chris Martin awfulcarecool Change image and share on social
I could be walking down the street one minute and get a handshake and then get spat on the next. I'm never sure whether to wear gloves or a helmet. Chris Martin glovehandshakehelmet Change image and share on social
God looks after children, animals and idiots. Lou Holtz animalchildgod Change image and share on social
Of all the haunting moments of motherhood, few rank with hearing your own words come out of your daughter's mouth. Victoria Secunda daughterhaunthear Change image and share on social
It's so English to hate L.A. I'd like to say I love it, but I don't. It's such a weird place. If it were my choice, I wouldn't spend a day there. Everything shuts at 11. And everyone thinks they're so crazy and wild and liberal, and they're not! Amelia Warner choicecrazyday share on social
