Chris Kattan

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.