Chris Kattan

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'

When I do my makeup, it kind of helps me get into the character that I'm trying to portray.

The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.