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I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. Chris Elliott dramaticfacefunny Change image and share on social
That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now? Chris Elliott boycabinmorning Change image and share on social
My father never once told me he loved me. I told him I loved him only one time - that was when he was sick. It was hard, the way he showed his love. I didn't understand what he was trying to teach me. Now I know, but it came too late for him to see it. After he was gone, I realized he was trying to strengthen my mind to make me better. Gerry Cooney fatherhardlate share on social
Then, there was Greenpeace, I remember that when they first started out with the boats in the waters, and the guys in the boats between the whales and the boats that will hunting the whales with spear guns. Rick Danko boatgreenpeacegun share on social
Once I could drive, I spent all my time in the city going to metal shows. I missed the first couple of Metallica shows because I was lame. By the time I got into them, they were playing places like the Kabuki. Brian Posehn citycoupledrive share on social