Charles Dudley Warner

It is fortunate that each generation does not comprehend its own ignorance. We are thus enabled to call our ancestors barbarous.

Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.

We are half ruined by conformity, but we should be wholly ruined without it.

I grew up in Germany for a little while, and all my German friends said that Seattle, weather and energy-wise, is a lot like West Germany. It's true.

I don't want to get into autobiographies; I don't want to talk about myself.