Charles Caleb Colton

Nothing so completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, than straightforward and simple integrity in another.

Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity, than straightforward and simple integrity in another.

The greatest friend of truth is Time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion is Humility.

Fear follows crime and is its punishment.

I despise - I hate - I'm terrified of karaoke, and I wish I wasn't because everybody I know who's awesome loves it.

The thing about Paris, it's a great city for wandering around and buying shoes and nursing a cafe au lait for hours on end and pretending you're Baudelaire. But it's not a city where you can work.