Charles Caleb Colton

Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity, than straightforward and simple integrity in another.

True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander.

Nothing so completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, than straightforward and simple integrity in another.

Fear follows crime and is its punishment.

The thing about Paris, it's a great city for wandering around and buying shoes and nursing a cafe au lait for hours on end and pretending you're Baudelaire. But it's not a city where you can work.

I despise - I hate - I'm terrified of karaoke, and I wish I wasn't because everybody I know who's awesome loves it.