Celia Rivenbark

Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.

Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.

I generally don't follow domestic news that much aside from how it relates to the stories I'm covering abroad, like what Americans think of the War in Afghanistan.

I broke with my religion in college.