Carrie Fisher

Instant gratification takes too long.

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.

I have two moods. One is Roy, rollicking Roy, the wild ride of a mood. And Pam, sediment Pam, who stands on the shore and sobs... Sometimes the tide is in, sometimes it's out.

I was good at being a doctor; my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege.

I have an amino acid missing that you can only get from certain kinds of eggs. So, I've been eating a few eggs.

We've already seen the federal government stretch their regulatory tentacles into our homes and determine what kind of light bulbs we have to use.