Carrie Fisher

Instant gratification takes too long.

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.

I have two moods. One is Roy, rollicking Roy, the wild ride of a mood. And Pam, sediment Pam, who stands on the shore and sobs... Sometimes the tide is in, sometimes it's out.

Good breeding differs, if at all, from high breeding only as it gracefully remembers the rights of others, rather than gracefully insists on its own rights.

I think celebrities suck.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.