Ruby Wax has basically ruined my career. You'll see when you watch the programme. I get more intimate with Ruby than I've ever been with another woman. Carol Vorderman basicallycareerhave Change image and share on social
It really was hand-to-mouth and you can say, 'Poor little me, how dreadful, what a deprived childhood', but I didn't feel that way at all. It's all about the attitude at home. Carol Vorderman attitudechildhooddeprive Change image and share on social
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. Carol Vorderman coupledaydetox Change image and share on social
My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. Carol Vorderman bigbottomfield Change image and share on social
One day Mum saved up for this exciting new thing - a frozen chicken. She cooked it on the Sunday and we all sat around waiting for it, but there was a terrible smell from the kitchen. She didn't realise that the giblets were in a plastic bag inside it. We just ate vegetables and she cried and cried. Carol Vorderman bagchickencook share on social
I'm terrible as I never take my make-up off at night, which I know is really dreadful. Whenever I'm out partying I just can't be bothered and now I am on 'Loose Women' that tends to be all the time. I hope next year holds even more parties for me. Carol Vorderman botherdreadfulhold share on social
How you look has become ridiculously disproportionate to what you do. Critics are more harsh on female presenters. Carol Vorderman criticdisproportionatefemale Change image and share on social
My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time. Carol Vorderman commitmentkidmum Change image and share on social
I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine. Carol Vorderman bellyhighlightlaugh Change image and share on social
The photoshoot glitz and TV studio make-up isn't the real me. I spend most days at home in Bristol in jeans and a T-shirt running around after the kids or shopping in the Co-op. Carol Vorderman bristoldayglitz Change image and share on social