Top 24 Quotes by Carol Leifer

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Honestly, so much of my book is about the best things in my life have happened since I'm 40.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention.

I've seen too many comics who got their own shows and were undone because they worked for an executive producer who didn't understand their comedy or their sensibility.

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

I'm not afraid of putting myself out there to someone and then them passing on it. At least you could have gotten a 'yes.' So it's worthwhile to have the cojones to do it.