Top 19 Quotes by Buddy Hackett

You look up at drama, down at comedy. A singer, looking up is okay. A comic, it's death.

I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.

There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison, and other people just hate him regular.

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.

A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

When I do an hour-and-a-half show, if I don't improvise 20 minutes worth of new material each night, I feel I've let myself down.

I used to like to dig myself a hole just to see how long it took to get out of it.

I was born to be funny.