I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes head laugh morning
Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. Bruce Willis heartmatter Change image and share on social
I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican. Bruce Willis apoliticalgovernmenthate Change image and share on social
Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human. Bruce Willis godhairhuman Change image and share on social
I just had an idea that went right over my head. Lawrence Welk headidea Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. Melissa McCarthy clotheconfidentemaciate share on social