Bruce Willis

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

I love Hindi films.

We played a gig and we had a song that was offensive to people of the Jewish persuasion, and we led off with it, and they were offended by it, and that was that.